phi-nux:

Its dangerous to go alone, take this

sol-rust:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

weee they are coming haha

The wraiths

milfkon:

starting a collection

syntheticsapphire:

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

potato-gay:

captainclickycat:

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

mclennonyaoi:

qvackjack:

mclennonyaoi:

qvackjack:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening

someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse

alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones

you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.

ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.

do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together

this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat

ahagia-sophia:

nutsacktorturer:

ky-ju:

ky-ju:

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

avocadosalad:

the-quasar-hero:

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

mccleans:

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase